Before you step foot in another SL club. You better be aware of your surroundings. Dress accordingly lol. The people in most clubs all differ but there are 5 basic types u gotta ….no WANT to stay away from.
1. The Married/Partnered Man
The married man is the guy who is on a pose ball with his chick, dancing calling her baby in main. Reppin’ her big time in his profile. Then bam here comes the lil ping sound in ur IM window for a private chat. He just finished saying afk in main chat. Now u know u got dang well aint afk nigga u talkin to 4 girls at 1 time. Fishin for a sideline…Sideline Hoeee. You make the comment about his lady with him he just finished sayin ILY to in main. He say well that dont stop me from tellin you u sexy as hell. Yuck!
2. The Chicks Up To NO Dang Good
These chicks are the ones who do the vice versa. Stalk the profile drop the note card to the entire club or better copy only part of something u said in main chat to the whole dang club…best part is u aint even there. Jus tryna start shit I swear!
3. The Under Age Guy
THIISS GUY!!! Is that guy… U KNOW…U KNOOOOOWW GOOD DANG WELL YO PREPUBESINT ASS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ON MIC. Sayin u 20 and u know u under 15. Heck we allll know u are. Ewel!
4. The “DJ-hoe” aka Guy wit something to prove
Well we all know a couple of DJ’s that are terrible… but dang do u have to have all your drama at every club u DJ at? Hmm. I wonder why the Sim crashed. LMAO oh it was the DJ arc nemesis terrible I don’t think I have to touch much on that.
5. The “Noob”
Ok this guy who just got to sl…. Or swears up and down his friend brought him and he swaggarific already cuz his homeboy hooked him up. PFFT NIGGA NO! We know all yo previous sl drama had u running to a new avi and u only a day old, but u look fine as a mug. We know that a real newbie is completely oblivious to a club matter of fact will probably still be typing second life out and ask you what SMH and IKR means.
There are plenty more types of people in SL. We will get to them later. Oh man oh man I got a bone to pick with the chick who thought it was cute to IM my dude and think he wasn’t gonna tell me. PFFT dead ass serious people.


